The story so far

The missing bit off the top of the Rosetta Stone contained both an alien language and ancient Welsh.  Deep underneath the Senedd lies a transcription of the Welsh text which gives the person who reads it great power. The only person who can read from it is First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM.   He cannot read from the text however, without Julie the Grand Keeper of the text.  Julie has been kidnapped by Tonya Ap Dafydd and is being held in Llandeilo, against her will; obviously.

To get her back Carwyn Jones has put together a team of super heroes the like of which Wales has never seen.  Torok The Elder AKA  The Golden Badger of Wrexham is a shape shifting alien.  International tight-head-prop Adan Jones is the physical manifestation of the Sleeping Giant of Abercraf.  Karen Fremp is a member of he Welsh secret service, known internationally as The Welsh People (TWP for short).  In a bid to extricate themselves from bureaucratic inertia the government has recently appointed Vampire Elvis to lead the team.

With a new leader and a revitalized vision of greatness they are now set to rescue the keeper of the text and put Wales back on the map. As our only claim to fame for the past hundred years has been as an international unit of measurement for large areas; usually affected by disasters, being on the map is crucial.  Stay tuned for more great adventures.

About Not So Great Dictator

I make films featuring Lego and other assorted creatures and historical figures. If you do not think they are all funny, then I am afraid there is something wrong with you. Seek medical attention.
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3 Responses to The story so far

  1. Pingback: The story so far | scribblah

  2. Stop teasing us! Has all the paper work been done at last?

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