Category Archives: Satire

SSAESFCFA are go….

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers as our team of intrepid heroes were now called, for reasons of funding stream compliance, sat awaiting orders. Poised like caged beasts they strained at the bit, eager for battle and glory.  The … Continue reading

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Heavy is the head…

The Golden Badger of Wrexham (AKA Torok the Elder), Adam Jones  and Karen Fremp sat at one end of a very long table. The Rt HonCarwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales sat at the other end. Beside Carwyn sat Graham Onllwyn Davies cabinet liaison under … Continue reading

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Quick, to the rescue…

Time was of the essence. The Grand keeper of the Text was being held against her will in the basement of a fetchingly bijou cafe at the posh end of Llandeilo.  Threats had been issued and the clock was ticking. … Continue reading

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The Grand Keeper of the text sat in the basement of the Rosetta café in Llandeilo. Her cell was a rudimentary affair, mostly furnished with Freecycle sourced Ikea furniture (they do so much with so little space).  It was the second week of her imprisonment … Continue reading

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Disclosure and Barring Service

The heroes stood poised on the brink of greatness.  The adventure of a lifetime was about to begin.  Adam Jones, The Golden Badger of Wrexham, Karen Fremp and Carwyn Jones were scheduled to begin the search for their companion, who … Continue reading

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Induction day

The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales had assembled a crack team for the adventure of a lifetime. Find and return the Grand Keeper of the text to her rightful place so the great plan could begin. The great plan would return … Continue reading

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They will never take our freedom!!!!!

The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales  looked out over Cardiff Bay. Overpriced franchises as far as the eye could see told him the free market was doing its job. A bright, shining future awaited the people of Wales … Continue reading

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Where is the Grand Keeper of the Text?

Nobody thought anything of it when the Rosetta café opened in Llandeilo. There was nothing strange about an Italian café in a Welsh village. From almost the start of the industrial revolution Italians had been flocking to the valleys in … Continue reading

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On the Head and Shoulders of Giants

Ospreys and Welsh international tight head prop Adam Jones and First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM stood in the rain and eyed each other.  Carwyn, unable to believe his eyes stood in stunned silence, scanning the face of … Continue reading

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Behold the mighty giant

First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM was hunched over the ancient text, deep in thought. Finally he was satisfied his calculations were right and that the words, once read out, would awake the sleeping giant. The consequences of … Continue reading

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