Tag Archives: Elvis

The Road

Vampire Elvis  strolled nonchalantly through the corridors of power as if he owned them. He had recently been strolling through the corridors of empowerment.  These were a new initiative from the Communities and Tackling Poverty portfolio which mainly consisted of … Continue reading

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Deciding the criteria to be used to define Nail, Head and Hit.

First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM sat at the head of the massive table that was the heart of Committee Room B. His broad shoulders rose and fell with pensive breathing. Matters of state bore down on him with the … Continue reading

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Impact Assessment

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) stood, resplendent in their Vegas Elvis costumes. Adam Jones pulled himself up to his full height, then pulled his underpants out of his crack with all the dignity he could muster. Today … Continue reading

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Vegas Baby, Vegas

Vampire Elvis had been in charge of The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short)  for a week and a half and already there had been several major changes. The most significant of these was the Vegas themed costumes. Vampire Elvis … Continue reading

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Vampire Elvis

Since the death of Elvis Presley on August 16 1977 rumours have persisted relating to a conspiracy. The conspiracy being that Elvis faked his own death and entered a witness protection program because on August 15 1977 he gave evidence … Continue reading

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