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Greatness threat level

Due to the recent Brexit vote it is strongly anticipated that Britain will definitely be great again in the very near future.  As a result of this momentous event First Minister The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM has decided to … Continue reading

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Britain Decides (a report from 2021)

Immediately upon entering his second term as prime minster the Rt Hon David Cameron MP decided to unveil his great plan for the next 5 years. For some time he had been alarmed by the close proximity of foreign lands … Continue reading

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The story so far

The missing bit off the top of the Rosetta Stone contained both an alien language and ancient Welsh.  Deep underneath the Senedd lies a transcription of the Welsh text which gives the person who reads it great power. The only person who … Continue reading

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Deciding the criteria to be used to define Nail, Head and Hit.

First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM sat at the head of the massive table that was the heart of Committee Room B. His broad shoulders rose and fell with pensive breathing. Matters of state bore down on him with the … Continue reading

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Vegas Baby, Vegas

Vampire Elvis had been in charge of The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short)  for a week and a half and already there had been several major changes. The most significant of these was the Vegas themed costumes. Vampire Elvis … Continue reading

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Vampire Elvis

Since the death of Elvis Presley on August 16 1977 rumours have persisted relating to a conspiracy. The conspiracy being that Elvis faked his own death and entered a witness protection program because on August 15 1977 he gave evidence … Continue reading

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A Consultation Too Far

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) are a Welsh Government Special Forces Unit set up to support the work of D.U.M.B (Delivery Unit Meeting-Room B). Their first task is to rescue The Keeper of The Text. The Keeper … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas one and all

Rain lashed down on the Senedd building for the tenth successive day. Dark grey skies hung oppressively over the bay as 70 mile an hour winds blew pensioners off their mobility scooters.  A pall of depression and bleak, filthy resignation … Continue reading

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SSAESFCFA are go….

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers as our team of intrepid heroes were now called, for reasons of funding stream compliance, sat awaiting orders. Poised like caged beasts they strained at the bit, eager for battle and glory.  The … Continue reading

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Quick, to the rescue…

Time was of the essence. The Grand keeper of the Text was being held against her will in the basement of a fetchingly bijou cafe at the posh end of Llandeilo.  Threats had been issued and the clock was ticking. … Continue reading

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