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Tag Archives: Rosetta Stone
The story so far
The missing bit off the top of the Rosetta Stone contained both an alien language and ancient Welsh. Deep underneath the Senedd lies a transcription of the Welsh text which gives the person who reads it great power. The only person who … Continue reading
Posted in Satire, Uncategorized
Tagged Adam Jones, Carwyn Jones, comedy, history, Llandeilo, Rosetta Stone, Vampire Elvis, Wales, Welsh government
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Deciding the criteria to be used to define Nail, Head and Hit.
First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM sat at the head of the massive table that was the heart of Committee Room B. His broad shoulders rose and fell with pensive breathing. Matters of state bore down on him with the … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Jones, Bureaucratic inertia, Carwyn Jones, comedy, Elvis, history, Rosetta Stone, The Senedd, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government
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Cometh The Hour
The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) crowded into a small tent at the Eisteddfod. Torok let the door flap fall closed behind him and turned to see one of the most confusing sights this side of Tom Jones’s skin … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Jones, Carwyn Jones, comedy, Game of Thrones, Rosetta Stone, The Senedd, Tywin Lannister, Wales, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government
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Impact Assessment
The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) stood, resplendent in their Vegas Elvis costumes. Adam Jones pulled himself up to his full height, then pulled his underpants out of his crack with all the dignity he could muster. Today … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Jones, Badgers, Carwyn Jones, comedy, Elvis, Impact assessments, Rosetta Stone, The Senedd, Vampire Elvis, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government
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A Consultation Too Far
The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) are a Welsh Government Special Forces Unit set up to support the work of D.U.M.B (Delivery Unit Meeting-Room B). Their first task is to rescue The Keeper of The Text. The Keeper … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Jones, Badgers, Carwyn Jones, comedy, history, humour, Rosetta Stone, The Senedd, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government, Wrexham
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Merry Christmas one and all
Rain lashed down on the Senedd building for the tenth successive day. Dark grey skies hung oppressively over the bay as 70 mile an hour winds blew pensioners off their mobility scooters. A pall of depression and bleak, filthy resignation … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Jones, Carwyn Jones, Christmas, comedy, history, humour, Lush, Pets at home, Rosetta Stone, ToysRUs, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government, Wrexham
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SSAESFCFA are go….
The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers as our team of intrepid heroes were now called, for reasons of funding stream compliance, sat awaiting orders. Poised like caged beasts they strained at the bit, eager for battle and glory. The … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Jones, comedy, history, humour, Rosetta Stone, The Senedd, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government, Wrexham
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Heavy is the head…
The Golden Badger of Wrexham (AKA Torok the Elder), Adam Jones and Karen Fremp sat at one end of a very long table. The Rt HonCarwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales sat at the other end. Beside Carwyn sat Graham Onllwyn Davies cabinet liaison under … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Jones, Carwyn Jones, comedy, parody, Rosetta Stone, Wales, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government, Wrexham
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Quick, to the rescue…
Time was of the essence. The Grand keeper of the Text was being held against her will in the basement of a fetchingly bijou cafe at the posh end of Llandeilo. Threats had been issued and the clock was ticking. … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Jones, Carwyn Jones, comedy, history, humour, Rosetta Stone, Wales, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government, Wrexham
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The Grand Keeper of the text sat in the basement of the Rosetta café in Llandeilo. Her cell was a rudimentary affair, mostly furnished with Freecycle sourced Ikea furniture (they do so much with so little space). It was the second week of her imprisonment … Continue reading