Tag Archives: Rosetta Stone

Disclosure and Barring Service

Posted on August 29, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The heroes stood poised on the brink of greatness.  The adventure of a lifetime was about to begin.  Adam Jones, The Golden Badger of Wrexham, Karen Fremp and Carwyn Jones were scheduled to begin the search for their companion, who … Continue reading →

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Induction day

Posted on August 10, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales had assembled a crack team for the adventure of a lifetime. Find and return the Grand Keeper of the text to her rightful place so the great plan could begin. The great plan would return … Continue reading →

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They will never take our freedom!!!!!

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales  looked out over Cardiff Bay. Overpriced franchises as far as the eye could see told him the free market was doing its job. A bright, shining future awaited the people of Wales … Continue reading →

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Where is the Grand Keeper of the Text?

Posted on July 27, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

Nobody thought anything of it when the Rosetta café opened in Llandeilo. There was nothing strange about an Italian café in a Welsh village. From almost the start of the industrial revolution Italians had been flocking to the valleys in … Continue reading →

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Behold the mighty giant

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM was hunched over the ancient text, deep in thought. Finally he was satisfied his calculations were right and that the words, once read out, would awake the sleeping giant. The consequences of … Continue reading →

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Delivery Unit Meeting-room B

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The exploding biscuit incident set in motion a series of events designed to protect the nation and it’s leaders. Based on COBRA (Cabinet Office Briefing Room A); DUMB (Delivery Unit Meeting-room B) was a collection of all the forces of … Continue reading →

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The Badger Awakes

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

On the surface it was a day like any other.  A light drizzle coated Wrexham as people trudged between Primark and the 99p store.  A hundred yards or so up the street stood Wrexham County Borough Museum & Archives. It lurked in a corner, … Continue reading →

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The Golden Badger of Wrexham

Posted on May 22, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The first mention of the Golden Badger lies deep within an ancient Japanese text, the Nihon Shoki.  It tells of Mujina the shape shifter; most commonly revealing himself as a Golden Badger he would deceive and entrance in equal measure.  How Mujina ended up, stuffed … Continue reading →

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Burry Port, gateway to eternity

Posted on May 14, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The first Minister’s motorcade swept into Burry Port like a ghost in the night. The fifty strong mini-army glided past fishermen’s cottages and retirement homes with cat like stealth. The motorcycle outriders, a mysterious and silent force, powered by technologies unleashed by … Continue reading →

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The Quest Begins

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

Having experimented with his new found powers by amending the standing orders of the third assembly and forcing through cutting edge bicycle and pedestrian related, local government legislation First Minister The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM set his sights on higher quarry. As soon … Continue reading →

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