Tag Archives: The Senedd

Deciding the criteria to be used to define Nail, Head and Hit.

Posted on March 23, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM sat at the head of the massive table that was the heart of Committee Room B. His broad shoulders rose and fell with pensive breathing. Matters of state bore down on him with the … Continue reading →

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Cometh The Hour

Posted on March 5, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short)  crowded into a small tent at the Eisteddfod. Torok let the door flap fall closed behind him and turned to see one of the most confusing sights this side of Tom Jones’s skin … Continue reading →

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Impact Assessment

Posted on February 18, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) stood, resplendent in their Vegas Elvis costumes. Adam Jones pulled himself up to his full height, then pulled his underpants out of his crack with all the dignity he could muster. Today … Continue reading →

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Vampire Elvis

Posted on January 21, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

Since the death of Elvis Presley on August 16 1977 rumours have persisted relating to a conspiracy. The conspiracy being that Elvis faked his own death and entered a witness protection program because on August 15 1977 he gave evidence … Continue reading →

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A Consultation Too Far

Posted on January 7, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) are a Welsh Government Special Forces Unit set up to support the work of D.U.M.B (Delivery Unit Meeting-Room B). Their first task is to rescue The Keeper of The Text. The Keeper … Continue reading →

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SSAESFCFA are go….

Posted on November 20, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers as our team of intrepid heroes were now called, for reasons of funding stream compliance, sat awaiting orders. Poised like caged beasts they strained at the bit, eager for battle and glory.  The … Continue reading →

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They will never take our freedom!!!!!

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales  looked out over Cardiff Bay. Overpriced franchises as far as the eye could see told him the free market was doing its job. A bright, shining future awaited the people of Wales … Continue reading →

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Where is the Grand Keeper of the Text?

Posted on July 27, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

Nobody thought anything of it when the Rosetta café opened in Llandeilo. There was nothing strange about an Italian café in a Welsh village. From almost the start of the industrial revolution Italians had been flocking to the valleys in … Continue reading →

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The Golden Badger of Wrexham

Posted on May 22, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The first mention of the Golden Badger lies deep within an ancient Japanese text, the Nihon Shoki.  It tells of Mujina the shape shifter; most commonly revealing himself as a Golden Badger he would deceive and entrance in equal measure.  How Mujina ended up, stuffed … Continue reading →

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Burry Port, gateway to eternity

Posted on May 14, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The first Minister’s motorcade swept into Burry Port like a ghost in the night. The fifty strong mini-army glided past fishermen’s cottages and retirement homes with cat like stealth. The motorcycle outriders, a mysterious and silent force, powered by technologies unleashed by … Continue reading →

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