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The missing bit off the top of the Rosetta Stone contained both an alien language and ancient Welsh. Deep underneath the Senedd lies a transcription of the Welsh text which gives the person who reads it great power. The only person who … Continue reading
Vampire Elvis strolled nonchalantly through the corridors of power as if he owned them. He had recently been strolling through the corridors of empowerment. These were a new initiative from the Communities and Tackling Poverty portfolio which mainly consisted of … Continue reading
The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) stood, resplendent in their Vegas Elvis costumes. Adam Jones pulled himself up to his full height, then pulled his underpants out of his crack with all the dignity he could muster. Today … Continue reading
Vampire Elvis had been in charge of The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) for a week and a half and already there had been several major changes. The most significant of these was the Vegas themed costumes. Vampire Elvis … Continue reading