Tag Archives: Wales

Where is the Grand Keeper of the Text?

Nobody thought anything of it when the Rosetta café opened in Llandeilo. There was nothing strange about an Italian café in a Welsh village. From almost the start of the industrial revolution Italians had been flocking to the valleys in … Continue reading

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Delivery Unit Meeting-room B

The exploding biscuit incident set in motion a series of events designed to protect the nation and it’s leaders. Based on COBRA (Cabinet Office Briefing Room A); DUMB (Delivery Unit Meeting-room B) was a collection of all the forces of … Continue reading

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Work to do

The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales and Torok the Elder, comfortably residing in the earthly form of The Golden Badger of Wrexham sat and pondered their next move. They had both vowed to use their powers to release Wales from the … Continue reading

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The Badger Awakes

On the surface it was a day like any other.  A light drizzle coated Wrexham as people trudged between Primark and the 99p store.  A hundred yards or so up the street stood Wrexham County Borough Museum & Archives. It lurked in a corner, … Continue reading

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The Golden Badger of Wrexham

The first mention of the Golden Badger lies deep within an ancient Japanese text, the Nihon Shoki.  It tells of Mujina the shape shifter; most commonly revealing himself as a Golden Badger he would deceive and entrance in equal measure.  How Mujina ended up, stuffed … Continue reading

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Burry Port, gateway to eternity

The first Minister’s motorcade swept into Burry Port like a ghost in the night. The fifty strong mini-army glided past fishermen’s cottages and retirement homes with cat like stealth. The motorcycle outriders, a mysterious and silent force, powered by technologies unleashed by … Continue reading

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The Quest Begins

Having experimented with his new found powers by amending the standing orders of the third assembly and forcing through cutting edge bicycle and pedestrian related, local government legislation First Minister The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM set his sights on higher quarry. As soon … Continue reading

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Manifest Destiny

Having discovered he was the keeper of the secrets of eternity and wielder of power untold  First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM decided he needed a nice cup of tea.  Luckily the Senedd café offered a wide selection of very … Continue reading

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The Secret Power of The Senedd

On December 10 2009 The Right Honourable Carwyn Jones AM officially became first minister of Wales.  Immediately after swearing his oath of office he was led away from the plenary chamber and down into the  basement of the the building. The Senedd had been completed … Continue reading

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In 1945, as the allied forces mopped up the last traces of Nazi resistance in France a small group of commandos entered a fort on the southern extreme of the Maginot Line. Three days of hand to hand fighting had seen them reduced to a core of hard … Continue reading

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