Tag Archives: Welsh Assembly

Greatness threat level

Posted on June 28, 2016 by Not So Great Dictator

Due to the recent Brexit vote it is strongly anticipated that Britain will definitely be great again in the very near future.  As a result of this momentous event First Minister The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM has decided to … Continue reading →

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The Road

Posted on October 6, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

Vampire Elvis  strolled nonchalantly through the corridors of power as if he owned them. He had recently been strolling through the corridors of empowerment.  These were a new initiative from the Communities and Tackling Poverty portfolio which mainly consisted of … Continue reading →

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Deciding the criteria to be used to define Nail, Head and Hit.

Posted on March 23, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM sat at the head of the massive table that was the heart of Committee Room B. His broad shoulders rose and fell with pensive breathing. Matters of state bore down on him with the … Continue reading →

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Cometh The Hour

Posted on March 5, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short)  crowded into a small tent at the Eisteddfod. Torok let the door flap fall closed behind him and turned to see one of the most confusing sights this side of Tom Jones’s skin … Continue reading →

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Impact Assessment

Posted on February 18, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) stood, resplendent in their Vegas Elvis costumes. Adam Jones pulled himself up to his full height, then pulled his underpants out of his crack with all the dignity he could muster. Today … Continue reading →

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Vegas Baby, Vegas

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

Vampire Elvis had been in charge of The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short)  for a week and a half and already there had been several major changes. The most significant of these was the Vegas themed costumes. Vampire Elvis … Continue reading →

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Vampire Elvis

Posted on January 21, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

Since the death of Elvis Presley on August 16 1977 rumours have persisted relating to a conspiracy. The conspiracy being that Elvis faked his own death and entered a witness protection program because on August 15 1977 he gave evidence … Continue reading →

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A Consultation Too Far

Posted on January 7, 2014 by Not So Great Dictator

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) are a Welsh Government Special Forces Unit set up to support the work of D.U.M.B (Delivery Unit Meeting-Room B). Their first task is to rescue The Keeper of The Text. The Keeper … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas one and all

Posted on December 24, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

Rain lashed down on the Senedd building for the tenth successive day. Dark grey skies hung oppressively over the bay as 70 mile an hour winds blew pensioners off their mobility scooters.  A pall of depression and bleak, filthy resignation … Continue reading →

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SSAESFCFA are go….

Posted on November 20, 2013 by Not So Great Dictator

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers as our team of intrepid heroes were now called, for reasons of funding stream compliance, sat awaiting orders. Poised like caged beasts they strained at the bit, eager for battle and glory.  The … Continue reading →

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