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Tag Archives: Welsh Assembly
Greatness threat level
Due to the recent Brexit vote it is strongly anticipated that Britain will definitely be great again in the very near future. As a result of this momentous event First Minister The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM has decided to … Continue reading
Posted in History, Satire
Tagged Brexit, Carwyn Jones, comedy, Great Britain, history, humour, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government
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The Road
Vampire Elvis strolled nonchalantly through the corridors of power as if he owned them. He had recently been strolling through the corridors of empowerment. These were a new initiative from the Communities and Tackling Poverty portfolio which mainly consisted of … Continue reading
Posted in Satire, Uncategorized
Tagged Carwyn Jones, comedy, Elvis, M4 corridor, the black route, Vampire Elvis, Wales, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government
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Deciding the criteria to be used to define Nail, Head and Hit.
First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM sat at the head of the massive table that was the heart of Committee Room B. His broad shoulders rose and fell with pensive breathing. Matters of state bore down on him with the … Continue reading
Posted in Satire, Uncategorized
Tagged Adam Jones, Bureaucratic inertia, Carwyn Jones, comedy, Elvis, history, Rosetta Stone, The Senedd, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government
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Cometh The Hour
The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) crowded into a small tent at the Eisteddfod. Torok let the door flap fall closed behind him and turned to see one of the most confusing sights this side of Tom Jones’s skin … Continue reading
Posted in Satire, Uncategorized
Tagged Adam Jones, Carwyn Jones, comedy, Game of Thrones, Rosetta Stone, The Senedd, Tywin Lannister, Wales, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government
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Impact Assessment
The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) stood, resplendent in their Vegas Elvis costumes. Adam Jones pulled himself up to his full height, then pulled his underpants out of his crack with all the dignity he could muster. Today … Continue reading
Posted in Satire, Uncategorized
Tagged Adam Jones, Badgers, Carwyn Jones, comedy, Elvis, Impact assessments, Rosetta Stone, The Senedd, Vampire Elvis, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government
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Vegas Baby, Vegas
Vampire Elvis had been in charge of The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) for a week and a half and already there had been several major changes. The most significant of these was the Vegas themed costumes. Vampire Elvis … Continue reading
Posted in Satire, Uncategorized
Tagged Adam Jones, comedy, Elvis, history, Jump-suits, Vampire Elvis, Vegas, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government
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Vampire Elvis
Since the death of Elvis Presley on August 16 1977 rumours have persisted relating to a conspiracy. The conspiracy being that Elvis faked his own death and entered a witness protection program because on August 15 1977 he gave evidence … Continue reading
Posted in Satire, Uncategorized
Tagged Canada, Carwyn Jones, comedy, Elvis, history, Iceland, Pitcairn Islands, The Senedd, USA, Wales, Welsh Assembly, Welsh government
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