Tag Archives: Wrexham

A Consultation Too Far

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers (SSAESFCFA for short) are a Welsh Government Special Forces Unit set up to support the work of D.U.M.B (Delivery Unit Meeting-Room B). Their first task is to rescue The Keeper of The Text. The Keeper … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas one and all

Rain lashed down on the Senedd building for the tenth successive day. Dark grey skies hung oppressively over the bay as 70 mile an hour winds blew pensioners off their mobility scooters.  A pall of depression and bleak, filthy resignation … Continue reading

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SSAESFCFA are go….

The Standard Spending Assessment and European Social Fund Communities First Avengers as our team of intrepid heroes were now called, for reasons of funding stream compliance, sat awaiting orders. Poised like caged beasts they strained at the bit, eager for battle and glory.  The … Continue reading

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Heavy is the head…

The Golden Badger of Wrexham (AKA Torok the Elder), Adam Jones  and Karen Fremp sat at one end of a very long table. The Rt HonCarwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales sat at the other end. Beside Carwyn sat Graham Onllwyn Davies cabinet liaison under … Continue reading

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Quick, to the rescue…

Time was of the essence. The Grand keeper of the Text was being held against her will in the basement of a fetchingly bijou cafe at the posh end of Llandeilo.  Threats had been issued and the clock was ticking. … Continue reading

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Disclosure and Barring Service

The heroes stood poised on the brink of greatness.  The adventure of a lifetime was about to begin.  Adam Jones, The Golden Badger of Wrexham, Karen Fremp and Carwyn Jones were scheduled to begin the search for their companion, who … Continue reading

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They will never take our freedom!!!!!

The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales  looked out over Cardiff Bay. Overpriced franchises as far as the eye could see told him the free market was doing its job. A bright, shining future awaited the people of Wales … Continue reading

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Behold the mighty giant

First Minister the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM was hunched over the ancient text, deep in thought. Finally he was satisfied his calculations were right and that the words, once read out, would awake the sleeping giant. The consequences of … Continue reading

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Work to do

The Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM First Minister of Wales and Torok the Elder, comfortably residing in the earthly form of The Golden Badger of Wrexham sat and pondered their next move. They had both vowed to use their powers to release Wales from the … Continue reading

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The Badger Awakes

On the surface it was a day like any other.  A light drizzle coated Wrexham as people trudged between Primark and the 99p store.  A hundred yards or so up the street stood Wrexham County Borough Museum & Archives. It lurked in a corner, … Continue reading

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